A parrot working as a call centre agent: an African grey parrot perched upright on the back of an office chair in a row of cubicles, wearing a tiny headset with the microphone close to its beak, beak slightly open mid-sentence, one foot holding a pen over a blank notepad, a neutral polite expression of total professionalism. In the next cubicles, two more parrots in headsets, one nodding along. The monitors show only plain blue screens with simple grey boxes. Office ceiling lights, a potted plant, a mug of tea. Photorealistic, played completely straight. No text, no letters, no logos.