The Streetlamp Shepherd: late at night on an empty Korean residential alley lined with low brick villas, a weathered Korean shepherd in a quilted padded jacket and wool cap walks slowly with a wooden crook, gently guiding a small flock of old streetlamps (lamp posts only, there are no animals at all) that have wandered off their spots and toddle along on their bases like sheep, their warm lights bobbing. With the crook he nudges one stray lamp back toward an empty spot on the curb. Normal human proportions. Cinematic teal night and amber lamp glow, wet asphalt reflections. No text, no letters, no logos anywhere.