An owl hosting a late-night radio show: a tawny owl perched on a tall stool in a small dim radio booth at 2 a.m., wearing big over-ear headphones over its feathered head, leaning toward a broadcast microphone on a boom arm with its eyes half closed, one wing resting on the fader of a mixing desk. A lit on-air lamp on the wall is a plain red glowing box with no lettering, a mug of tea steaming beside the console, a window to the dark control room behind. Warm low lamp light, photorealistic, played completely straight. No text, no letters, no logos.